This durable polyester tote carries a quiet, dark sense of humor in a minimalist package. The light-gray body shows a small, typewriter-style line of text near the top that reads “all men are cremated equal,” delivering a wry, provocative statement without shouting. Reinforced handles and boxed corners give the bag structure and extra room, while the clean, simple aesthetic pairs with everyday city life — hauling books, groceries, or a laptop to a café. It feels like something a deadpan poet or a mordant storyteller would sling over their shoulder on errands, reading groups, or late-night bar crawls. The understated print invites a double-take and a knowing smile; this tote moves effortlessly from routine to conversation starter.
Product features - 100% polyester body — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric - Reinforced dual-row stitching on handles for added durability - Boxed corners for increased interior space and structure - Seamless/black inner stitching with transparent hem thread for a clean finish - Available in three sizes with five handle color options and a non-woven laminated interior
Care instructions - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
