This lightweight tee speaks with quiet bluntness. The clean typewriter text across the chest — “all men are cremated equal” — lands like a wry, darkly humorous truth that nudges conversation and thought. The understated left-sleeve off-brand humor logo gives it a subtle, insider feel. Breathable Airlume combed cotton and a neat crew neckline keep the shirt comfortable and easy to layer, while side seams and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy wash after wash. Wear it to small gatherings, late-night bar debates, or museum trips where irony and intellect meet. It’s for people who appreciate dry wit, thoughtful provocation, and clothes that start a conversation without shouting.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and a structured fit.
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort.
- Sleeve and neck prints applied with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for sharp detail.
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas sourcing, FLA and WRAP standards).
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
